This is my informal invitation to all whitenoise authors who want to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse near its maximum. My house is in the zone and will only be 18 seconds short of the highest extent (so it will be around 2:18 here). You all are welcome to come and eat BBQ and drink moonshine and bourbon with me on August 24. I have several welding hood already and I am starting to get solar eclipse glasses. I'm also trying to learn how to take proper pictures.