I been looking for a riding mower for a while, and one of my dads friends just replaced his old one. I went over to take a look at it, and it'll be perfect for my yard. Granted, it's 12 years old, but it works beautifully.
I asked how much he wanted for it, and he said that if I wanted it, I could just have it. He even let me use his trailer to bring it home.
Suck it all you people who still have to walk while mowing!