Hullo there people and welcome to Wednesday, where we ask - if a hump gets over itself in a forest, does anyone feel it?
Gooood morning, ’Noisers, and welcome to another action-packed Tuesday. Try not to get too grisly on the scene of these here interwebz.
Hello and happy Monday, everybody. Hope you’ve had a chance to get out of the cold and stuff.
Hullo and happy Friday, ’Noisebots. Hope you’ve got yourselves all sorted out so you can spend a little time in sleep mode this weekend.
Hello, one and everyone. Hope you are feeling well-secured on your way to the weekend, but there’s Joyeaux Thursday to get through yet.
Hello and welcome to the hump, peoples. May you get over it without sliding too much.
Hello and welcome to Tuesday, peeps. I’m just here as usual, keeping it frosty. Okay, Ma Nature is keeping it frosty, but I might not be quick to argue with her this morning if it means my hide gets roadkilled.
Hello and Happy Monday, one and everyone. Winter is friggin’ here, and stuff. It’s also the observance of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day in the U.S., which my employers don’t observe. Because...whatever.
Hello and welcome to Friday, mortals. Hopefully your doom will not be met on the ice today. But if it is, know that the world of suck will keep on turning as it always has.
Hello and welcome to 1!11! 2018! everybody. It’s all Thursdayish and I’ve got that sinking feeling that Friday won’t get here soon enough.
Hello and Happy Hump Day, fancy people of them interwebz! Hope you are making your way safely across the week so far.
Hello Tuesday, and everybody in it. Hope you’re rolling right along without too much of a struggle.
Hey everybody, iiiit’s Monday again. A post-holiday Monday at that, in which you have to plug back in to the normal working week. Le sigh.
Hello and Happy Friday, inhabitants of the ether world. Hopefully if it’s cold as hell where you are, you remember to dress warmly.
Hey, all, and welcome to Thursday. This week is kinda blowing by but then again, I haven’t had to work for half of it. I’m thinking next week will be dragging and I tattered, to say the least.
Hello, one and everyone, and welcome to another trip over the hump. It’s actually kinda Monday for me, so I’ll be a little spaced out trying to get my bearings.
Hello all, and welcome to Yet Another Year in the World. Hopefully you all came through whatever festivities - yours or otherwise - may have surrounded you with their merriment and/or just plain noise.
Hello and Happy Last Friggin’ Friday of the year, folks! Will 2018 be the ghost of screwups past or will the time of the dinosaurs come to an end?
Hello all, and welcome to another not-Friday-yet. But I swear it’s just around the corner. Maybe. Seems to run late a lot lately.
Hello and happy humpish day, one and everyone. Settle your gaze upon them interwebz for a moment and let us know what you see.