Hey seester! Seesterrrr!
Yes?
Iz fraiday yet?
*sigh* Alas, no.
ngrAwwwwww!!!

Hello and happy hump day, one and everyone, and may the light of tranquility (aka not giving a damn) shine down upon us all today.

Hello and welcome to yet another Tuesday, folks. There’s no arguing - this week is pretty much happening now.

Oh, yay. It’s Monday again. And it seems like I just got done counting this here sheep.

Whooooooooooooo Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

Hey howdy, O ’Noisers. Thursday is happening now. Let’s try to rock it the best we can.

Hello and welcome to the center of the weekiverse, y’all. Stop by and say hey and stuff before it all goes kablooey.

Hey hiya hello Tuesday, people. Seems this week is pedaling along despite any protestations. Y’all swerve by and say howdy for a minute.

Hello, peeps, and welcome back to the machine. Hope you’ve had a chance to exercise a little recommended downtime.

Hello and happy FINALLY Friday, folks. About time we all got a little peaceful moment by the virtual shore and stopped grinding for da man for a while.

Hey howdy happy Thursday, peeps. Ye gods, I don’t want to do anything but put my feet up and have a nibble, but the week ain’t over yet.

Hello and happy hump day and like, August, everybody. Y’all stop by and tell us how smooth or choppy the sailing is so far.

Hello and welcome to Tuesday, all. We’re at the tail-end of July and headed into school years and elections and then friggin’ cold to remind us of how we bitched when we were so friggin’ hot and all kinds of stuff.One thing leads to another leads to another, as per usual.

Hey howdy folks, and welcome to the last Monday of July and all. Jeez, you guys. It’s all going so fast... except the weekends.

Hello and Happy Friday, little moonbeams! I know you’re probably blushing to get to your beloved weekend (assuming your intended hasn’t abandoned you) but we’ve got a few more hours to go yet.

Hello and welcome to Thursday, peeps. Waiting on that weekend (that may never come) is kinda tough, y’all. Feel free to rail about what ails you in the world.

Hello and happy hump day, all. Hope you’re seeing a break in whatever might be clouding your minds this week. But if not, we can always dream of a soft place to land.

Hello and happy Tuesday, O Flighty ’Noisers. It’s very nearly the end of July FFS and before we know it, this summer will be carried off on the wind. Okay, prolly not before some other stuff like rooves and human rights and such but hey, Fall is coming. Maybe a fall. I dunno.

Hello, one and everyone, and welcome to another week here at Whitenoise. I know you’d rather stay in bed but you may as well bag yourself up and haul yourself into the world already.

Hello and Happy Friday, fellow drones. Just a few more hours on the clock and then sweet, sweet freedom. Maybe.