Hello and Happy Friday, people in this land of ’Noise! Hope you’re all feeling a dreamy joy in anticipation of the sparkle your weekend will bring.

Hello and welcome to yet another Thursday in the world. So now that we’re looking back to most of the week, how’s it looking? Getting stuff done? Not getting stuff undone, at the very least? Y’all stop for a minute and catch a glimpse of what’s to come.

Hey howdy happy hump day, neighbors! It’s a bit of a climb yet to the weekend, so let’s stop a minute and catch our breath.

Hello and welcome to Tuesday, which as we know is bound to be a whole bunch of confusing nonsense. Kinda like your taxes might be if you waited until today to do them.

Hello and welcome to another Monday in the world. I know starting a new week can make you feel out of place, but try not to be too blue about it. Pop your little heads up and share a little sunshine this morning.

Hullo and Happy Black Cat Friday, one and everyone. Hopefully this week will have crossed your path without getting its claws in you quite too much.

Wait - it’s only Thursday?! AWWWWWWWW!!!! Okay, fine. The work week is still here and we’re stuck with it. Let’s have ourselves a little flop and say hey.

Hullo, everybody, and welcome to the 30% more springier hump! May the light of “god is it morning already” shine down upon you fortuitously.

Heeeeeey, ’sup pups? How’s your walkies through the week so far? Got any treats to look forward to?

Awww, rats! Whaddaya mean it’s Monday again? *sigh* Well, maybe this one will be soft on us already.

Hello, everybody, and happy Friday! I know we’re all prepared and ready to fight our way through to the weekend.

Hello Thursday and all the peeps in it. This week isn’t ready to board up just yet but we’re trying.

Hey howdy happy hump day, everybody. Stop by and shine a little light on the middle of the week, will ya?

Hello, one and everyone, and welcome to Tuesday. Hope y’all are floating along downstream to the weekend where you can pick up a little downtime.

Good morning everyone. I dunno about you but I get the feeling it’s gonna be a loooong wait until the weekend. Easter’s gone and we move on, perhaps in search of discount chocolate bunnies to gnaw on.

Halloo and Happyest of Fridayes, friends! The happy thing about it is I don’t have to go to work so yay!

Hello and welcome to Thursday, Mighty ’Noisers, or as we call it in some parts of the world - Get Out Of The End Of Lent Free Friday.

Hello and welcome to the hump, one and everyone. Please take a moment to lounge around and tell us what’s up.

Hello and Happy Tuesday, peeps. I’ve got that gnawing feeling that this one is gonna be longer than it ought to.

Hello and welcome to another Monday, folks. This early bird stuff is way overrated. I mean, I don’t even like worms. The gummy kind, maybe, but not if it has dirt all over it. Sheesh.