Heeeeeeeeeeey, happy Friday, citizens of the ’Noise. Looks we’re just about done for the week. Time to take a little…

Hello, everybody. It’s Thursday and stuff. Weekend’s just around the corner, but we’ve got to keep our balance until…

Hey howdy happy hump day, fellow characters of them interwebz. Feel free to park your asses right in the grasses and…

Hey, peeps. It’s Tuesday again and you’re probably hauling your butt to work. It’s enough to get you down in the dumps,…

Hello, friends, and welcome to another week of ’Noise. It’s time to look deep into your selves once more and find the…

Hello, everybody, and happy Friday! This week has had me not knowing where I am from one minute to the next, but it’s…

HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII welcome to Thursday, people, which distinguishes itself by NOT BEING FRIDAY STILL OMG WTF. No,…

Hey, happy hump day, everybody. We’ve still got to get over but it’s all downhill from there. So hopefully it won’t be…

Hey howdy happy Tuesday, everybody. Time to go tripping through these woods that are the world once more. But do stop…

Hello, neighbors, and welcome to another Monday. Once more, we all have to come out of our comfy places and face the…

Hello and happy Thursday, O ’Noisers. I know we’re all pretty much ready to split from this week, but we’ll need to…

Hello, foxy people, and welcome to the middle of the week. Y’all park on your haunches for a minute and give us a good…

Hello and welcome to Tuesday, peeps. It’s still an uphill battle to the end of the week, so feel free to stop for a…

Say what? You want us to come out from under the blankets now? Uuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh...

Hello and happy Friday interrupted and/or turkeyfest bonus round, everybody. Some of you may still be home enjoying a…

Hello everybody. It’s all like, Park Your Ass On The Couch And Put A Huge Bird In Your Face Day here in the U.S. Do say…

Hello and happy maybe-humpish sorta day, peeps. Tomorrow is Thxgvg and you may or may not be working so also happy…

Hey howdy happy Tuesday. I hope this day will be sweet to you. Do stop by and put a little icing on your day.

Hello and welcome to another Monday. Time to evaluate the situation and see how we’re working things out this week. Are…

Whoooooo clap ya hands, everybody, Friday is finally here! Let’s give a hearty hail and get the hard hell up out of…