Hail fellow ’Noisers and huzzah Friday! While we’re all standing around waiting for time to catch up with the…

Hello and welcome to Thursday, all. How’s it going this week? Cleaning up just fine, or is it a washout?

Here we are again, sitting to one end or another of the hump. Kinda over it. What’s the plan, all? Slinking through…

Ugh, Tuesday, really? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

All right, everybody, time to stop having fun and go back to work. Pull yourself up and flow into the traffic that…

Well hellooooo Friday and goooodbye July! Ready to run as fast as your little legs can carry you out of this working…

Hello and welcome to Thursday, all you peoples. Time to bat around some plans for the weekend, maybe?

Hello and happy hump day, one and everyone. Let’s make a note on how the week is going so far.

Hello and welcome to Tuesday, one and everyone. Hover near and shed a little light on what’s poppin’ for your day.

Hey howdy, all, sorry to rain on your parade but it’s Monday again. Do swing through and check your signals with the…

Hello and happy Friday, all you internet entities.

This just in: Thursday. What is this world coming to?

Hello and welcome to that hump we have to get over, one and all. Do you have your happy with you today, or do you…

Hello, all. It’s only Tuesday. Joy. Feel free to drop a platitude or just some attitude to make the day go faster.

Hello and welp, it’s another Monday. Yeah. Ugh. *sigh*

Hello and welcome to Friday, all y’all. Giving you all the stars for surviving it. Say hey and .gif if you got ’em.

Hey hey Thursday. This week is already too long and I ain’t foolin’. Just sit right down and test out some…

Welcome to the hump, all you peoples, of the week and smack in the middle of July. Gaze into your future and…

Hello and happy Tuesday, one and everyone. Stop by and let us know what awaits you in the world today.

Okay everybody, party’s over. Back to work.All yer fun done blowed up.