Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If you've forgotten your e-mail password I'll text it to you. #NSAPICKUPLINES


Hey baby, by using reverse 911 and GPS on your smartphone I can tell you're nearby. Would you like to grab some dinner? Press 1 for Yes, or 2 for Drone Strike.

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