Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Oh, folks. This Tuesday abounds with questions. Is Kinja still with us? Is there a Santa Claus? Did those people on TV really have to get in a car crash to get someone’s peanut butter in their chocolate? I don’t know. But I know we have the time we have, and we may as well milk-and-cookie the hell out of it.

Y’all say hey, if Teh Overlords’ll still let ya.


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