Hello and welcome to the shortest day of the year, also known as Possibly The Longest Damned Day Ever When It Comes To Making The Weekend Happen Already. We’re very nearly to the long Xmas weekend and out of shopping days in which we might exercise our brutal famine-season instincts and get away with it. Maybe.

Anywho, y’all stop by and say howdy, and let us know if you’re lucky enough to be already heading to snoozeville and/or stuffed with cookies and pie.