Hello and good Wednesday! I learned an important lesson yesterday while doing my laundry.Don’t leave an open pack of Fisherman’s Friend in your pants pocket when sending through the laundry.

I believe the washing machine first dissolved them and sent them wandering about my pants. The dryer then baked their remains into said pants in such a way that when folding the laundry I had wondered if I had shat myself.

me: “I know I was a bit sick, but I think I’d remember this happening. How is it on the front of the pants? Did Gus poop in the hamper? ”

*finds culprit in pocket*

“Oh thank God.”

It was a tense few moments.