Hello, my friends, and welcome to The Hump. Do not be afraid of The Hump. The Hump is your friend. Please be still while The Hump embraces you in its middle-of-everythingness.

Or, you know, just stop in and say hello and un-trance yourself with lots of coffee so you can fit in. Whatevs. :P

(also oops my scheduling got Kinja’d. Otter was super nice and posted but he said y’all drop on in here instead.)