Goood morning and Happy Humpy to ya’s, ’Noisers. I come to herald that across this bleak landscape I have seen sanctuary, for it is very nearly certain I will again be among the productively rent-paying citizens of this kingdom by next week. Huzzah! Huzzah! Hopefully it won’t fall into the swamp like my last attempt. But just in case, I’m still visiting a neighboring duchy to plead my intent to maybe demonstrate fealty if this other thing doesn’t work out. Because my life = the swamp, and I am too often left with nothing but curtains.

Anywho, come on and say hey already. We’ll just be galavanting around importantly so it looks like we’re getting something done.