Good Morning and welcome to Christmas Eve, Whitenoisers. Hopefully not a creature is stirring their mouses at the office, but if you are - hey, here’s the place to stop by and visit. Because you know you ain’t gonna get any work done today. Pfft.
Well, unless you’re in retail or customer service in which case, my condolences, and my sincere admiration if you get through it without cussing your way onto the Naughty List. :)