Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Roll Call

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Good morning and Happy Humpy Xmas Eve Eve. For some of you [lucky ducks] it’ll be the last day of work for this week - not that I’m fussing, given how many days of work I’ve [NOT] had since frigging springtime anyways. Hopefully I’ve got all my paperwork all wrapped up and can take a breath or two before the shiny new job runs out of juice.

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Whatchy’all up to, anyhow? Planning enormously fattening and satisfying meals? Maybe, given the weather patterns, a nice barbecue? Will Santa wear shorts and sandals this year? Will there be festive cookies and pie? What say ye, one and all? Are you gonna be making a merry ’Noise or what?

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