Hello and Happy Friday, ’Noisers. Hope springs eternal that we’ll make it to the weekend after all. And hey! For many of us, it may be a short work week come Monday, on account of the annual rituals of feasting, sport and rampant consumerism. That last of which is actually a little of both of the previous things.

So you know, relax. Stop in, say hello, and drop some .gifs where they go. We are almost there.