Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Hello and Happy Tuesday one and all. Oh my mercy trees and their sex organs can go straight directly to Hell. *snurfle* Face, I don’t have time for a meltdown already.

Anyways, we’ve made it through Monday and presumably that’s four to go but hey - who’s counting? *hack* *wheeze* I mean, we gotta live life like it’s our last day, right *snrch* It’s springtime! Woo-hoo! Fresh everything and blooming jeebus I wish I could breathe...


So as I was saying, good morning one and all. Hopefully you are not feeling quite so dire. Please do stop in and say a warm and friendly - but not pollen-delivery friendly - hello.

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