HI THERE. HOW YA DOIN'? GOOD?! GREAT! THAT'S JUST FRIKKIN' AWESOME! HEY IS IT THE WEEKEND YET? WHERE'S THE WEEKEND?!?? IS IT THAT WAY?

Yeah, I know, it's only Tuesday. I really am better at living in the moment than this, except early in the morning, which is a series of moments that just never happen in any cohesive way. What I'm saying is, mornings suck. No, wait - scratch that - mornings that are not your own suck. All that fresh-blessed sunshine and sweet bird song is wasted on routines and commutes and worrying about the jobby job. Just think how lovely and not screechy-jittery neurotic we could be if we woke up when our bodies were ready, and relaxed in the moment, and breathed.

Are you breathing? Or just inhaling caffeine and sugar-bomb "breakfast" and waiting for your brains to catch up with your body? Yeah, me too. *sigh* You know, we could get a revolution started, if only we could have a nap first. Until then, hello, good morning. Stop in and commiserate as applicable.