Good morning, all. It's Tuesday. Which is not Monday. But still, I'm having a devil of a time getting too enthusiastic just yet. Of course, you are all welcome to draw your own conclusions. Or confusions. Just try not to induce any contusions. Con-Tues-ions.

I have no idea what I'm saying. Let's see if you can do any better, smarty pantseses. Put the writing on the wall, folks. How goes it?