Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
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Hey guys, remember sunshine? Remember green things everywhere? Remember warm days and also warm but not intolerably so nights? ...Yeah, me neither. It's cold, folks, and also not quite Friday yet. But hey. The weekend will bloom for us soon enough. Blankets for one and all! Except you smug West Coasters with all your stupid permanent barrier to North Winds and all that. *shakes fist at warm people*

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How's it going this morning, Whitenoisers? Anybody try to lick a lamp post lately?

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