Hallloooooo, pumpkins! Looks like the hump's in. We've carved out our way to the halfway point now so that's something to smile about, crooked though our path may yet be. Maybe we can get to the weekend without quite going out of our gourds after all.

This is the internet, of course, the best place to get both igneous and fatuous. So get jacked up on a Diogenes trip, and light this place up already.