Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
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Hey whassup, Whitenoisers. It's Wednesday again. Yep. So, you know what I noticed yesterday? The kids are back in school. Also, it's gotten really freaking unnecessarily muggy-hot again. Like, I hope they made sure the A/C was working in those schools because some kids and all their fancy school computers and stuff are gonna FRY.


Anyone remember autumn? I know we had one last year - it lasted about three weeks. Well, no, actually it lasted about four days then it went away for a week and a half then it came back one evening and stayed until the weekend and then it scampered off without turning the leaves yet and then it popped back by just to mess with us for about three and a half days and then it was subjugated by some more sweltering heat and then it stuck its head around the corner and shook the trees for one or two nights and then it gave a great wheezing gasp of exhaustion and the sky started pouring down ice. At least, that's how I think it went. It would be nice to have some autumn again, is what I'm saying, albeit more consistently. Come on and hang out some more this time, autumn. Set a spell.

So what do you think about it, 'Noisers? How is the year progressing for you thus far? Ready for some changes of scenery, or have you finally reached the peak productivity and/or lazybonesishness of summer?

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