Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Roll Call

Good morning, all. Today is the Fourth of July. Or if you live somewhere else, the fourth of July. There is a significant chance many of us will be setting things on fire or watching others set things on fire in various ways to honor the spirit of independence from tyranny, or alien invasion or something like that. Burgers, bottle rockets, farts, whatever. Independence Day is just one big conflagration of freedom. Unless you're in retail and then, like everything else, it means dick. Or low low prices promised by some guy in a flag costume. Same difference, really.

Stop in and say a big patriotic (or mystified, if you're from elsewhere) hello and share a thought or two for the day. Just, you know, if you feel like it, because freedom.


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