Hey howdy Happy Friday, Whitenoisers! And may I add, Whew! I mean, seriously, how long does a week have to be to get a decent weekend around here? Seems like I've been waiting and waiting and waiting. But F YEAH FRIDAY YUP YUP SON.

Huzzah to the dan7gtar-ster for hooking us up with a .giftastic wonderland, may we bombard it well. I get the feeling I'll need all the goofy I can get so BRING. IT.

Rejoice, all, and offer glad greetings and salutations. The weekend is nigh upon us.