Halloo and happy Wednesday, Whitenoisers. The hump is here, and a daunting hump it is. Make sure you get yourself fueled up so you don't putter out before it's over.

Somehow it has gotten to be the middle of May, folks. I don't know how that happens but summer will be upon us sooner than we think. And there's one thing I always say - summer vacation kind of ruined me as a kid. I mean, my brain and body are already trying to adjust to some craved freedom of schedule that I know will never come because we don't get those two or three months to run wild as grownups. And it suuuuuuuuuuucks. That breather would do so much for people's health and sanity it's not even funny. What do you think, all? Should we campaign for summer vacation? No more rules? No more phones? No more bosslies' boring drones?