Oh my god, Friday - where have you been? And why are you not what I would have you be? Ah, well, Friday it is. Which means whatever happens today, most of us will be able to sleep it off.

I'll be out of pocket today thanks to the machinations of the government, so please drop in and say hey-howdy to one another and drop some happiness in the .giftastic land of moving but not talking pictures. Hope you all have a lovely day and if you see me before the end of it we can all celebrate.

Happy Friday, Whitenoisers.