Get yourselves together, Whitenoisers. It's time to get over the hump. Whether that's a leap, a crawl, or a slow drag is dependent on your own world and the availability of caffeinated beverages.

I'm ever-so-slowly catching up to the time change and the kitteh is slightly behind me in the pander-to-goofy-human-conventions race, so some level of [relative] normalcy has been achieved. But bleh. No seriously. It still feels like I'm talking to you people at 6am, which - as much as I like yous - is just not right.

So a good morning (and morning it is) to you. Say a muzzly uncaffeinated hello and let us know what's lined up for today.