Dagnabbit, Baby Bear New Year! It ain't time yet!!!

Just a couple of days until 2014, all. Just a couple of days until we look forward to a whole new year of... you know, whatever it is people look forward to in light of arbitrary re-settings of the clock or whatever. Resolutions? Do we have resolutions around here?

I for one resolved to stop putting up with a certain vile little behavior problem from a person at work, and have already implemented measures. I was rather proud of myself, in fact. Other than that, I suppose my resolve is about as soft and helpless as Baby New Year.

What about you, Whitenoisers? Will there be anything shiny and new about you in 2014?