Gooood morning, Whitenoisers! Guessing quite a few of us are experiencing the renewed joy of a full work day, so let's get to it.
No, really, it won't be so bad. I mean, who's gonna have the nerve to call right after the holidays and be in a hurry or anything, right? I mean, it's gotta be an easy day, right? I mean, of course there are the jerks who called our tech support friends during the holiday but they're all done now, right?
It... it can't be so bad.
Okay, fine. It's maybe probably likely gonna suck. But at least it's only two days to the weekend. And besides, there's probably leftover candy and stuff at the office. So let's suck it up and deal, all of us poor schmucks, and see what we can do with it.