What? No. I didn't want to get up today.

Can't we have, like, just the month from Thxgiving to Xmas off? Like an end-of-year hibernation phase? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaase????


Oh, fine then. Happy Monday everybody. Cross your fingers I won't get embarrassing desk indentations on my forehead when I crash. Or, you know, laugh at the prospect. Whatever gets you through the day.