Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.
Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Otters Oddities

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LOOK OUT! There's ice under that snow!



ooohhh.....that's gonna hurt in the morning....

Morning hell, it hurts now.

Aw heck, it's still snowing anyway. I don't need to finish shoveling the driveway now.


So, Otterklutz got home from work and decided he wasn't fond of the 3 inches of snow that was sitting on his driveway. So he grabbed his shovel and began pushing it off to the edge of the yard. It was like he was starring in that insurance commercial. He too that snow and what did he do? Why he "Push it. Push it real good!"

Spun to go back and push another chunk when the opening happened. Well, no one yelled for me to look out. But there was patchy ice under that snow. And seeing as how I was in the middle of turning, and balancing on only one foot, otter fall down go boom.


And of course, I landed with most of my weight on my right shoulder. Because that's my bad shoulder. And if I'm going to hurt a part of my body, why not the part that already hurts, right?

Needless to say, I am typing this all left handed, and it's taking me a long time. So, I'm taking the day off. Putting my right hand into the position where I can type scrunches up the shoulder, and it's sore. So, I'm resting it tonight. No oddity for you today. Sorry.


But I'll be back with a trippy theory tomorrow.

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