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Otters Oddities

I don't see the oddities post that belongs here!

That lazy son of an otter!

Allow me to 'splain......

Tuesday nights are my shooting night. I go out, shoot 50 rounds from my 12 gauge and then proceed to the clubhouse to imbibe in a few refreshing adult beverages.


Typically, I leave by 8:30 to give myself enough time to get home and cook food and write a post before hitting the sack.

Last night at 8:15, as I was considering leaving, I was sucked into a meeting of the club officers. (I'm not one, but I do run our Sunday Skeet League, so they include me in these things)


As a result of discussing a few upcoming events and some ideas for next season, the bar tenders were under orders to keep the beer coming while we were working. Heaven forbid we get up and walk 15 feet to the bar when we needed a new one. Nope.....they just showed up auto-magically every few minutes. (at least they were free since it was club business...)

Befuddled story short, I didn't get home until after 10, and I was a little thinker that I drunk I was. (I posted something somewhere on Whitenoise, I remember that. And I had microwave burritos, too.....bad idea those burritos were....)


Anyway, I didn't have any time, or brain function to do any research on a subject for an oddities post. I keep a list of ideas, but I generally have to spend time looking up the specifics. (each oddities post takes between 30 minutes to 3 hours to write, depending on the amount of research and length of post)

I didn't do any of that last night. I do remember putting my iMac to sleep, grabbing my iPad and going to bed. I also remember waking up in bed with my pillows propped up behind me so I was sitting up, and my iPad was on the floor......hrmmm.


tl;dr = Otter got drunk last night and stayed out playing with his friends past his bedtime so you guys don't get an oddities post today.

But you do get a gif of a lazy man exercising!

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