Wait! Don't hit play yet! Read until you reach the point where I tell you to play! PLEASE!
Trying something new today for Otters Oddities.
Today, instead of putting up a picture and tossing out a one-line joke, I'm starting with a slide show. As you can see, the first slide is an x-ray. Of a pelvis, and a key.
Today, we're going to play a game. I created this slide show of 20 images. 19 are x-rays, and the last one isn't.
Each x-ray is of something that someone stuck up their butt, and then went to the ER to have removed. The last picture is the actual object.
What I would like you to do is, when I tell you to, watch the slide show. Your task is to guess what he object is.
Now, this is just for fun, so I'm going to trust you all won't read the answers until after you've watched the slide show. (I would post the answers in a later post, but frankly, I took 2 Vicodin right before I started, and now, I don't feel like typing a second post. Don't worry, The Vicodin were acquired with a valid prescription, and the directions say I can take two.)
So, if you really want to, you can do it like an actual test and write down your answers. Or not. Each picture will be on screen for about 6 seconds, and it does not loop.
I recommend putting the slide show into full screen mode as a couple of the pictures are a little hard to see all skrunched down.
There are no prizes for the winner. Although, I have been thinking about having an Oddity Contest with a Fossil as the prize, but more on that later.
So, without further ado:
1. A key. I guess this is one way to not lose your keys.
2. Sunglasses. All the cool kids wear their sunglasses internally.
3. Live Ammunition. Because sometimes, you have to blow it out your ass.
4. Cellphone. Supposedly, someone was using their phone in the shower when they slipped and fell onto their phone.
5. Matchbox Car. You all remember this episode of Jackass, right?
6. Body Spray. Sorry, but body spray will not stop your shit from stinking.
7. Glass. A pint, by the looks of it.
8. Cassette Tape. So that's where your shitty music comes from!
9. Snooker Ball. It's a good thing it was a snooker ball, too! they're smaller than pool balls.
10. Whisk. I'm not eating that French Silk Pie you made. Nope. Sorry.
11. Knife. And, not a butter knife, either. That's a freaking stiletto!
12. Lightbulb. Some people refuse top make the switch to CFL's.
13. Coke Bottle. And I thought it was bad when people would backwash into my Coke.
14. Peanut Butter Jar. No word on if it was creamy or super-chunk.
15. Vibrating Dildo. You know you're using too much lube when you can't hold onto the toys.
16. Vibrator and Tongs. Well, they did try to fish it out themselves, right?
17. Buzz Lightyear. To Colonoscopy, and beyond!
18. Gun. Because, sometimes you just have to shoot the shit.
19. Maglight. I wonder what they were looking for?
20. A Concrete Enema. This one was the result of two men engaging in some kinky sexual games. One used a funnel to fill the others rectum with concrete. It was unfortunate that they used quick drying cement.
So, there you have it. Not your typical Oddities post, but I hope you enjoyed it.