Crush crush crush!

On a dark and stormy night,

When the sun was shining bright,

A barefooted boy stood sitting on the grass with his shoes on.

No?

"Oh, I see." said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

No?

On the ning nang nong, where the cows go bong, and the monkeys all say moo, moo, moo! There's a nong nang ning, and the trees go ping, and the tea pots jibber jabber joo!

No?

The evolution of sense is, in a sense, the evolution of nonsense.

No?

Why not?

Harumph.

And this concludes todays oddity. (hey, you have to admit, this was an odd post, right?)

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FINE!

A crocodile can't stick out it's tongue, a shimps heart is in it's head, rats can't vomit, you can sneeze so hard you'll break a rib, 'Ethernet' is a registered trademark of Xerox, 'Unix' is a registered trademark of AT&T, hot water is heavier than cold water, sterling silver is only 92.5% silver because it's too soft on it's own, human birth control pills work on gorillas, you can tell the sex of a horse by counting it's teeth, American paper money isn't made from paper, Donald Duck comics are banned inFinland because he doesn't wear pants, the Declaration of Independence was written on hemp, Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, the mask Michael Meyer wore in the original Halloween movie was a Captain Kirk mask painted white, in 1386 a pig has hung in France for murdering a child, Horatio Nelson was Englands greatest admiral and never got over his life long suffering of sea-sickness, beetles taste like apples, wasps taste like pine nuts, worms taste like bacon, you would have to yell for 8 years 7 months and 6 days to produce enough energy to heat a cup of coffee, if you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months you will produce enough gas to equal the power of an atomic bomb, the human heart can pump blood 30 feet, and finally, humans and dolphins are the only species known to have sex for fun.

There! Are you happy? All I wanted was a nice, nonsensical post, but no! I had to go and convince myself you'd all be terribly disappointed, so I present to you the text wall of odd.

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