So I am currently taking an online intro to philosophy class, for elective hours... Of my limited options of what I could take, this seemed like the best. Why did it seem like the best? Because I am an idiot.
Stephan Hawking, whom I consider pretty smart, said once that "philosophy is dead." And I agree.
Here are my reasons why I hate philosophy.
- Philosophers of history had access to less facts than we do now.
- Like did those dude even know what a neuron is?
- Google exists.
- I've been sober for a month.
- Using philosophy words like "metaphysical" or "post-postmodern neo-existential modernism" makes you sound like a tool.
And don't try to argue with me, if you try to defend philosophy I will reply with a GIF and embarrass you.