Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Whatever dumbass said April was the cruelest month had clearly never lived in a cold climate during February. This month is terrible, starting with Groundhog Day, which is both kind of mean to a groundhog and almost always a bleak reminder that winter is nowhere near over. Then there's Valentine's Day.

The myth that every woman loves Valentine's Day is a lie. I have a very excellent man I've convinced to live with me and give me all sorts of things (engagement ring, concert tickets, hamburgers) and I still have no love for V-Day. It's cheesy as hell. And it's too cold to actually wear something cute.

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If you hate February as much as me, I recommend doing something incredibly creepy on Facebook to cheer yourself up.

Or do you LOVE February? Is Whitenoise a symposium of tech-savvy tipplers enamoured with this slushy hellmonth?

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