Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

You know how in 1997's Batman and Robin Mr. Freeze shows up and starts blasting everyone with his weird blue ice and making bad puns? I feel like that happened in America this week, somewhere, and we just haven't found out about it yet. What I'm trying to say is it's frigggggggggin cold out. Also I get the films of Joel Schumacher confused with reality.


In some ways, snow is the great equalizer. You stick an iPhone 6 on a roof in Buffalo or a Galaxy S5 on a roof in Buffalo and guess what? Both will be cold as SHIT the next morning. Sorry, fanboys.

I hope you guys stay warm this weekend, and I would like to remind you that if anyone owns or leases property in the Caribbean I am both willing and able to work remotely. Is anyone relocating to warmer climes this winter? Or is anyone reading this post and chortling at our plight from a sunny beachside villa?

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