Last one out of the Kinjaverse, turn out the lights.

Hello! How was your week? Did you bend your new iPhone in half with your bare hands? Apple would like you to keep your phone-bending to a minimum. But not me! Rigid phones are so 2000 and late, and you are avant-garde, dear reader. I'll send spare Ello invites to anyone who can twist their new phone into the shape of my face.

But seriously, what are you guys doing this weekend? I am going apple-picking (plucking fruits from trees, not scrutinizing Tim Cook) on Saturday. Does anyone have any good apple-based recipes?


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