Heyo! Hiya! Howdy! Dudes and dudettes, it's (almost) the freakin' weekend. Let's spray some cake and have a chatty party right here, right now.

In what has been a soul-crushingly heavy week for humanity, let's also find some solace in the little rays of light. We explored the complexities of Canadian Netflix. We found out the truth about real beef veggie burgers. And we got to write about, and discuss at length, vaginas and balls and butts and peens and boobs when everyone's filthy mind went straight into the gutter with AirBnB's new logo announcement. Feel free to share your thoughts about absolutely anything below.