Hello! How was your week? Did you bend your new iPhone in half with your bare hands? Apple would like you to keep your phone-bending to a minimum. But not me! Rigid phones are so 2000 and late, and you are avant-garde, dear reader. I'll send spare Ello invites to anyone who can twist their new phone into the shape of my face.
But seriously, what are you guys doing this weekend? I am going apple-picking (plucking fruits from trees, not scrutinizing Tim Cook) on Saturday. Does anyone have any good apple-based recipes?