Greetings whitenoisers, fellow descendants of ye ole Irishmen, and anyone else who cares to indulge in today's holiday. Whether it may be a cool pint, some corn beef & cabbage, or just wearing green today so you don't get pinched (although some of you might be into that kind of thing).

The other day I was trying to come up with something to post for St. Patty's Day. Then it clicked. Combine it with one of the internet's (and Gawker Media's, thanks to kinja) most popular memes. Hope everyone had a good weekend.