If people can't walk in a straight line in the morning...does that mean they're already wasted and I should perform a citizens arrest? (No? So I should just chalk it up to stupidity and lack of attention.)

I recognize people better by their shoes than by their face. That's weird. As you may know, I count people I "know" on my commute in each day, and 50% of them I know by their distinct shoes.

French toast bagels are the best thing since sliced bread...dipped in beaten egg and fried.

I had to retie my tie three times today (new tie). Makes me wonder how many times I've tied a tie so far in my life.