Howdy all you happy people! Guess what? It’s Wednesday! And this is an oddities post! Now, I realize you normally get your oddities on Tuesdays, but this is a special occasion. Instead of Tuesday, you get my Not-Even-Close-To-Being-A-Regular-Feature-Anymore on Wednesday instead.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait......that’s not the sky.......
Anyone who has cats will understand what’s going on here. While the kitties are generally well behaved and quite lovable, you occasionally get one that’s a jerk. My last cat, Zipper, was a jerk. No.....he wasn’t. He just hated everyone except for a select few. He was the sweetest, kindest cat to me, my roommate and my…
Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”…
Know what that is? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Doyadoyahuhdoya? It’s a player token for the worlds toughest game of Trivial Pursuit. Double the pie pieces, twice the frustration.
Hey man......like.....*tee-hee*......do you know why Cheetos are orange? Because, um.....woah! Dude.....have you ever looked at the sky? I mean, really looked at the sky? It’s, like......so.....um......blue.......
I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
Oh holy crap! If those are it’s patrons, then that must be the worst wishing well ever!
Smokey the Bearsharktopus says “Rawrgh!”
Whoever did the Photoshop job on this picture should have used a donkey instead of a cow.
This is a test of the Emergency Ophthalmological Association. If you can view the accompanying picture without squinting, your vision is good. If you must squint we urge you to go get some glasses you old coot! This concludes the test of the Emergency Ophthalmological Association. We now join your regularly selected…
“Ged dif fugin foap oup uf muh mouf!”
Realistic Rocko anyone?
There are no Chuck Norris jokes; only Chuck Norris truths.
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. Do not attempt to adjust your blog.
Vacation! All I ever wanted. Vacation! Had to get away. Vacation! Meant to be spent alone.
Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn’t right here?
Oh, baby, baby
I shouldn’t have let you go
And now you’re out of sight, yeah!
Yo Mamma’s so....uh....domestic, she makes um....really good food!
Fuzzy widdle cwitters who just need some wuvvins!