See that? It’s a rock in a leather pouch. And you, yes YOU, can part with 85 of your hard earned dollars to have one thanks to Nordstrom.

Let that sink in for a moment.

A rock. In a leather pouch. For eighty. five. freakin’. bucks.

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What in the actual fuck? I can’t even with this.

Update: as of now this ridiculous excuse for evacuating your wallet is SOLD OUT. The dumb is absolutely staggering.