Hey howdy happy First(ish) Day of Summer Humpday! Now you may be asking, “what do you mean, FIRST?! Have I been sweating my patootie off for nothing?!” to which I can only answer, “clearly your pores are experiencing alternative facts.”

Anywho, walk on through and say howdy, and be careful getting through your day, as this week is kind of looking for the hard way to crash.