Hello and Happy Tuesday a.k.a. Election Day, O ’Noisers. This is the day in which our doom falls upon us, and stuff. Or, you know, when we get the word about what that doom will be, anyways. But on the upside, the ads will maybe stop for like, a whole five minutes on Wednesday. If there IS a Wednesday!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!

No 4srs though, go do the thing. Pretend it matters, just in case. And stop by and say hey and share your humanity with some of us other schlubs already. We may not have any politicians in our pocket, but at least we have each other.