Good morning, Mighty ’Noisers, and welcome to Monday. I don’t know about you guys but it’s getting to be the dog days around here, good for nothing but cat naps. Leaving the house seems like a horrible experiment in human wax-emulating pliability. Mercy, y’all, it’s friggin’ hawt.

Anywho, whatever it’s like where you are it’s time again to chill with the Roll Call. Drop your buckets and have a sit in the shade, share the bright days of your youth or lack therein, and just generally keep it cool.