Hello, folks, and welcome to another scintillating Monday morn here on Whitenoise. Supposedly I’ll be trying to get up earlier so I can get used to it and go later this week to take a frigging typing test that I could just have easily taken at home if they would just join this century. Ugh.

How was your weekend, y’all? Got any stories to share, maybe even a little show and tell for the gallery? Go ahead and say hey and whatever else comes to mind, though it will be understandable if it’s sort of incomprehensible this early on.