Good morning and Happy [Hallelujah] Friday, O Devoted Flock Of The ‘Noise. Working types on this side of the ocean will be especially rejoicing because Monday is Labor Day. Well, except for the laborers who get stuck working that day because only the special people get to enjoy it. So, you know, be nice to the poor suckers working retail and call centers, will ya? The people who have the crappy jobs are the ones who really deserve that day and are least likely to get it, so there’s no need to rub it in.

You know the way the litany goes - say your holy holy hallos and gesticulate as needed via .gifs (welcome back dan7gtar). Glory, glory! The weekend, it is nearly upon us!