Hello, Superinternetimaginaryfriends! Welcome to Tuesday. If only someone could save us from this week, so we can bounce back out of our secret identities and into the weekend... But no, usually it really is a bird, or a plane, or a plain bird. And we all know Carl ain’t no hero.

So fly on in and spin a tale of your own adventures. I mean, we’re all stuck on this planet for now, right?