Top of the morning to you all!

Or, bottom of the evening, depending on your own, personal schedule.

Today is Thursday, which makes it Fridays Friday. Unless you’re like me and have to work Saturday. Then Saturday is actually my Friday, so Thursday is my Wednesday. Even though I already had Wednesday yesterday. 6 day work weeks suck. Thankfully I only have to do about one a month. And if we hire a new person, I’ll have to do it even less.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess most of you are viewing this post at work. Sure, some of you might not be, but whatever. If you are avoiding work, beware. Your boss knows exactly what you do on your computer. He knows your history, your bookmarks, your google searches, he knows about that stash of cat gifs you have. But fret not about any sort of retaliation from the higher ups. You see, I am a computer tech. No one can hide their stuff good enough to keep me from finding it if I want. Oh, you encrypted the files? Too bad I also have that encryption program, and the decrypt key. After all I set it up for you, remember?

I might be a simple computer tech. But I’m also the guy who has all the servers in his office....

Anyway, drop us a line to let us know how diabolical you can get at work when the bosses mess with you. If you need any suggestions, I have been known to prank people in the office occasionally. Frequently.