O joy! O rapture! O wondrous hump! We come in supplication to you with your strange paws and giant plastic feets so that you might nurture us with some cheez-its or you know, whatever you might have on hand. But cheez-its would be especially good right now.

That’s right folks, this week is feeling pretty squirrely so far, so we might as well check in and see who’s gone nuts yet. What’s going on, O mighty acorns of wisdom?