Hello and Happy Tuesday one and all. Oh my mercy trees and their sex organs can go straight directly to Hell. *snurfle* Face, I don’t have time for a meltdown already.

Anyways, we’ve made it through Monday and presumably that’s four to go but hey - who’s counting? *hack* *wheeze* I mean, we gotta live life like it’s our last day, right *snrch* It’s springtime! Woo-hoo! Fresh everything and blooming jeebus I wish I could breathe...

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So as I was saying, good morning one and all. Hopefully you are not feeling quite so dire. Please do stop in and say a warm and friendly - but not pollen-delivery friendly - hello.